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Joke of the Day

"When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice."

"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."

"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "

"How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick."

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"

"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"

"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."

"What do you call a political pig? A boar."

"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."

"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"