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Joke of the Day

"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "

"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"

"My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy."

"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"

"Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing ""Fortunate Son"" on my boombox while watching a man die."

"Restaurant A friend said she heard there's a wonderful restaurant on the moon, but nobody goes there because there's no atmosphere..."

"New Zealand cricket"

"I thought I defeated this dragon, but he's been following me around... I beat him off with a sword"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt"