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Joke of the Day

"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"

"The boy and the priest. A touching story."

"Remember when white people rioted when OJ was acquitted? neither do I."

"I committed suicide today Never gonna do that shit again Nearly got myself killed"

"I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"

"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."

"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"

"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."