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Joke of the Day
"*Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red"
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"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."
"I'm THIS MANY drunk!! *holds up waffle*"
"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."
"A jem of a joke You"
"Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving? Because he never left the pub."
"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."
"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"
"Getting a hard-on is the only way I can get my wife to leave me alone."