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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ""All right, fatty."""
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"What do you call an epileptic in the garden? Seizure salad"
"Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? ""Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"" I guess it is #rightprivilege"
"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."
"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"
"Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier."
"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."
"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"I'll take ""Much ado"" for $1000, Alex. Answer: ""John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump."" ""Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche."""