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Joke of the Day
"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."
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"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."
"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"
"What concert costs 45 cents? Fifty Cent and Nickleback"
"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."
"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"
"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm."
"the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me"
"What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!"