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Joke of the Day

"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."

"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."

"A Brit, a Jew and a Canadian. So a Brit, a Jew and a Canadian are sitting in bar. The jew lifts his head from his drink and says, ""I just don't know anymore, does america got talent?"""

"What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces."

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."

"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex can make your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."

"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."

"How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness"

"This is the way Reddit ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pao."