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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??... Very satisfying..."
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"Difference between outlaws and inlaws? The outlaws are wanted."
"him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties me: I'm not him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing"
"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering."
"I always bring in a dozen donuts to work the first day after the New Year, just for my coworkers on a diet."
"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"
"I would walk over Lego's for you."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And then a table... And then a chair..."
"Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach."
"What do you call a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with bad hair? Donny Trump"