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Joke of the Day

"GOD: I call this Tupperware SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one G: yes S: make the lid a little smaller"

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"A really hot girl was checking me out today. Then I paid her for the groceries and left the store."

"I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need."

"Woman from Q [NSFW] There was once a woman from Q. She filled her vagina with glue. she said with a grin, if you paid to get it in, you'll pay to get it out too."

"What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man? His wife."

"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny. Period."

"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"

"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."