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Joke of the Day
"I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need."
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"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."
"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."
"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"
"A dog limps into a bar... and says"" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire : WOOF! How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Freeze it and put it thru a table saw: meeeeooooow"
"If a lion ever bites off your arm, try to chew some of his hair off before you run away. He deserves to look stupid until it grows back."
"There's a highway to hell. There's only a stairway to heaven. So a car ride downhill or an arduous climb up. Anyway, welcome to the baptism."
"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."
"I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me."