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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"

"I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart."

"If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations."

"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"

"Go fuck yourself. It only takes a few minutes and it feels really good."

"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts."

"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."

"There's a Little House On The Prairie film in the works, in case any of you are looking to take a two-hour nap in a theatre next year."

"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."

"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"