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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."
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"What do you call a Massachusite who cuts down trees? _In a New England accent..._ A Boston lager. . . . . . I made this up yesterday in the car."
"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."
"Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty."
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period."
"Wanna Play Barbies? Man: ""Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"" Lady: ""I guess so?"" Man: ""Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."""
"I heard women love a man in uniform.. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."
"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"
"Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break."