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Joke of the Day

"If I was Penguin's attorney I'd request bail by saying ""He's no flight risk!"" Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman. I'd leave him hangin"

"My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker."

"If my cat smoked weed it would be Meowi Wowee"

"What's the difference between Jews and Pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven."

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !"

"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""

"I met my girlfriend on 11/1/14... But it's now 12/31/15. She's destroyed my KDA this game."

"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."

"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"

"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."