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Joke of the Day
"I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners"
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"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"
"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"
"A man is at the checkout to purchase some condoms... ...the cashier asks, ""Would you like a bag as well?"" the man replies, ""Oh, no thank you--she isn't that ugly."""
"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap."
"Reason why white people are afraid of being a minority. They know how minorities are treated in their country"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."
"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."