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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the eagle who could catch a squirrel with only one claw? He was very *talon*ted"
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"Im not white im Jewish.."
"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"
"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek? *""Let's get together and stop this crap!""*"
"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"
"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"
"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"
"Who has the biggest ass in the Kardashian family? Kim. She has Kanye."
"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."