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Joke of the Day

"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"

"When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash. I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."

"To all of you who tweet constantly about drinking wine... Somebody has to say it. GRAPE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY."

"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"

"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"

"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"

"Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!"

"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."

"What did the Scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe"