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Joke of the Day

"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"

"If I text you first you are probably amazing."

"I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench. I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life. I'm under a lot of pressure at work."

"Coworker: My arms are killing me from hoeing in my garden this weekend. Me: Thanks but I'd rather not hear about your sex life."

"What do Jews love most about their mobile phones? They can charge them."

"Based on my hair this morning . I think I might be a muppet ."

"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."

"What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar."

"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."

"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""