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Joke of the Day

"A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world! ... was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after sex."

"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."

"How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their..."

"My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard... I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?"

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."

"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."

"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."

"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."

"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"

"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"