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Joke of the Day

"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."

"My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"

"What does a new Tesla car smells like? Elon Musk"

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery? Give me one more chants!"

"How about a baseball cap that says ""BALD"", so you can cover your gross bald head, but when you take it off no one is surprised/disappointed?"

"What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine"

"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."

"Warning: This movie may contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."