126539
Joke of the Day
"Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? A: Profane tanks."
Next Joke
"Roses are red... Roses are red. Harambe was shot. I am Rick Harrison. This is my pawn shop."
"""If only she had a more expensive purse, THEN she'd be hot."" - no guy ever"
"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."
"Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!"
"What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M'Kay"
"If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, ""aww."""
"What do you call a guy with a big orange nose? Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society."
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
"I like my women like I like my wine... Six years old and locked in a cellar."