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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a zoo that only had one animal in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
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"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"
"So Rick Perry drops his presidential bid Today.. I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions."
"I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me."
"""Welcome back, happy New Year!"" ""Thank you!"" ""Welcome!"" And that's the last time I'm taking Bollywood movie suggestions from my friends."
"4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack! The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse."
"""Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign."
"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."
"I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done..."