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Joke of the Day
"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."
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"So what do you guys think my odds are of getting hit by a car if I went out on my road bike right now? 4/20?"
"What's a hats favourite thing? Getting head"
"World population:7,018,521,683....just in case some one starts feeling too important"
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"
"So I made up a new word: Ask-hole; someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the opposite of what you told them."
"fishing is like girls Neither care about size when they're sleeping"
"It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like ""Let's give the horses a shot at it"""
"Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection? One's a cunning runt....."
"My right eye is twitching like it's at some kind of techno dance party that the rest of me wasn't invited to."