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Joke of the Day

"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."

"What's in a domestic book? Home page."

"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"

"So a limbo champion walks into a bar.. he was disqualified from the limbo competition."

"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."

"Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? Shit went down"

"Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes."

"what do you call gay paramedics? First-AIDS"

"I have an inferiority complex... It's not a very good one though."

"Did you know the inventor of the vibrator heard voices saying... ""If you build it, they will come."""