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Joke of the Day
"What's in a domestic book? Home page."
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"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"
"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"
"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."
"Troll your friends by texting them a fake blinking ellipsis (""..."") http://imgur.com/3RM8yC2"
"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"
"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"
"What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch."
"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"
"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"