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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!"
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"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."
"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."
"Did you know you can raise your energy levels by holding sodium in one hand and a AA in the other? Worst thing that will happen is you'll be charged with, A salt and battery."
"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."
"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"So apparently ""You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!"" isn't of much use when dealing with armed cops."
"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."
"I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake"