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Joke of the Day

"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."

"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"

"My therapist keeps telling me to stop dating women who believe in the healing powers of crystals and I'm all like, ""Nope."""

"Why Can't a Nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"How much do pirates pay for earrings? Somewhere around a buck an ear."

"You got to hand it to blind prostitutes..."

"What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu"

"Guess how I spell distraction? R-E-D-D-I-T"

"Allergies I have allergies to Pollen. I just realized that's plant sperm. Now when people ask ""What are you allergic to?"" and can tell them Plant Spern"