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Joke of the Day

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"

"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""

"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"

"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."

"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."

"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."

"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away."

"That deal's a sore dick.... Ya can't beat it!"

"fools cosa rara"