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Joke of the Day

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"

"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."

"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."

"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."

"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."

"Why did the feminist masseuse stop at the thigh? She didn't like to massage a knee."

"A man asks a woman: ""-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have sex with you ? "" ""-Really, what is the first ?"" ""-A knife."" ""-Hahaha, you're so funny !"" ""-Good choice."""

"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"

"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No son, I got all of 'em cut"