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Joke of the Day
"Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No son, I got all of 'em cut"
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"My girlfriend cheated on me with the Pillsbury dough boy Now she has a yeast infection."
"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."
"Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor."
"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."
"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."
"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."
"""Look man, I swear to you, as god as my witness..."" [God appears from behind dumpster] ""I ain't coverin for u anymore Larry, you owe me $30"""
"What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? ""That was very amoosing"""
"I went to the Zoo the other day, but all it had was one dog. It was a shitzu."