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Joke of the Day

"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."

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"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."
"Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!"
"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"
"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."
"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""
"Tired? There's a nap for that"
"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"
"Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol."
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