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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout to my grandpa. That's the only way he can hear..."
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" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"
"Is my iPhone named Freedom? Yes Do I never pick up phone calls on it? Also yes, because as an American, I let freedom ring"
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"
"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"
"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"
"Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? ...she didn't have any arms."