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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? ...she didn't have any arms."
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"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"
"How does every racist joke start? *glances to the left, glances to the right."
"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."
"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."
"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."
"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."
"How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats."
"A man, his wife and a son find a genie and get 3 wishes. Son: a hamster! Dad: fuck hamster! Mom: don't fuck the hamster!"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."