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Joke of the Day

"I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other."

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."

"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""

"What is the opposite of Turkish? Pig Latin"

"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"

"Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!"

"Forget the fad diets, I'm gonna lose weight the old fashioned way - by not having enough money for food."

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"