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Joke of the Day
"You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of photoshop ended."
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"Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles."
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta ate a theta"
"Me: I think we need to break up Her: Now is not a good time Me: Okay *we ride the rollercoaster in silence*"
"This may be the wine talking but help he's drinking me, he's drinking me."
"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""
"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."
"""Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately."" guy who actually thinks people notice when he's not tweeting"
"If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king."
"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"