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Joke of the Day
"You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of photoshop ended."
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"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""
"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"
"Nurse: ""Oh jeez, was that you that fell 20 ft out of the tree?"" I don't know, I wasn't counting. Not much of a joke but it was hilarious when my grandpa said it at the hospital (happened to him ofc)."
"I have reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I will not be able to afford it."
"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"
"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."
"I got a sweater for Christmas... ...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer. From: Jerry ""The King"" Lawler"""
"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."
"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"