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"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""

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"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."
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