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Joke of the Day
"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."
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"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he's walking around like a sour puss."
"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"
"My waterproof phone is advertised in commercials with people surfing and kayaking and here I am tweeting in the shower."
"How does Hitler like his Juice? From concentrate."
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."
"What drink did the Karate Master order? Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)"