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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping."
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"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."
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"Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Must be willing to let me put my fingers in your mouth. No Mexicans. No skanks. Por favor."
"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"
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"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"
"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""
"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"