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Joke of the Day

"Why do elephants paint their balls red? So they can hide in apple trees. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating apples."

"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."

"Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie."

"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Who needs drugs or alcohol when you've got a carbon monoxide leak?"

"Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen..."

"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."

"5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke."