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Joke of the Day

"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."

"Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't I need to use him to finish my homework."

"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"

"I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8"

"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."

"Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!"

"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""

"Husband: What would you do if i won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now."

"Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body? Hairoin"