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Joke of the Day

"What's the second to last thing the redneck said before he died? Shit, I can do that.. What about the last thing? Look, I'm doing it!!!"

"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."

"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"

"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"

"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search"

"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."

"A mango told an apple ""I love you"" Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango"

"I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins."