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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Jerkey"
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"Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fall out"
"What's the quietest element? A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon."
"My wallet was stolen today... this is the first time I've been sad after losing five pounds."
"""I'd hit that!"" -- me gazing at rock bottom"
"Did you hear Woody stabbed his best friend? What a Buzz kill"
"Did you hear Elon Musk just started a new breakfast foods company? What else can you expect from a cereal entrepreneur!"
"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."
"As a white man, it's hard to deal with the fact that I have a far greater chance of becoming a serial killer than I do of becoming a rapper."
"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."