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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"
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"Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough."
"""GIMME AN E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ..."" - Cheerleader who loves ecstasy"
"Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows? cowherds. xD"
"There's two things I don't like about my sons new partner. He's black"
"I never really liked gravity... ... It's always bringing me down."
"I'm holding a party for people who can never reach orgasm If you can't come let me know."
"Bernie Sanders should change his name to Colonel. That way he'll surely get the black vote."
"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."
"Egg puns... ...are cracking!"