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"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"
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"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."
"Want to get rid of your husband without killing him? Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years."
"I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty..."
"Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare"
"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"
"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."
"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Cremia River"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says ""I think not"" and he drops dead."