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Joke of the Day
"me: [raises hand] my date: again, that's not necessary"
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"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
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