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Joke of the Day
"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"
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"""You are what you eat"" [Eats a confident person] Now we wait..."
"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"
"""So my doctor just told me my DNA was backwards."" ""And?"""
"What's the difference between a Greyhound station & a Crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean."
"What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents"
"If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - ""Fast10 - Your Seatbelt"" in memory of Paul Walker."
"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."
"A friend asked me, ""Did you know Isaac Newton died a virgin""? I replied, ""What colour?"""
"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."