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Joke of the Day
"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."
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"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"
"Choose your facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing."
"""People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them"" ""By mistake?"" ""Not you as well""."
"please, Frankenstein was my creator's name; call me The Monster"
"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."
"A Priest, A Pervert and A Pedophile Walks into a Bar"
"Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment."
"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."
"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."