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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."
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"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"
"What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype"
"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."
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"A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven."
"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"
"Planning a murder/suicide is kind of pessimistic, what if the murder part cheers you up?"
"Wife: ""How did your first day as a lifeguard go?"" Me: ""Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."""