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Joke of the Day
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
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"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."
"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"
"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."
"How to be a white girl: 1.) Get a frappuccino from Starbucks 2.) take a picture drinking it 3.) Instagram it 4.) hash tag 'summerrrrrrrrr'"
"Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? It was a leper con."
"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"
"What's similar between an old lady's vagina and an apple pie? You've got to bite through the crust to get to the cream inside Happy Valentine's day everyone ;)"
"You don't give up your car when someone else drives drunk! So why would you give up your gun when someone else commits a crime with a gun?!"
"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"