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Joke of the Day
"When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant"
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"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."
"Opinions are like butts *gently rubs your opinion*"
"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."
"I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment."
"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."
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"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and Jeb Bush? None. They both should have pull out sooner."
"Come on, Grandma! Thank goodness for commas."