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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and Jeb Bush? None. They both should have pull out sooner."

"A sloth walks into a bar 10 minutes later, bartender says ""Sorry we're closed."""

"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."

"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"

"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."

"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."

"Did you know semen leaves the penis at 50 miles per hour? That means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone, but I don't think I got arrested because of the speed."

"I haven't said a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted..."

"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"