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Joke of the Day

"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it."

"Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow"

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? Hello from the other side..."

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle."

"What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta!"

"*puts baby marshmallows on a porcupine* There you go little guy. Now you're bouncy."

"A muslim, a communist, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President."

"What is a Coronal Mass Ejection? I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer."

"How is being a middle manager like being stuck in a tree full of monkeys? Whenever you look down, all you see is grinning faces. Whenever you look up, all you see is assholes."