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"What do you call a chocolate cake?? A dindonuffin muffin"
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"Every function without you will always be void of love."
"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."
"I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary."
"The message in a bottle is probably my favorite form of communication that involves throwing garbage in the ocean."
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
"To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself."
"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ."
"A pirate walks into a bar With a ships wheel on his belt. The bartender asks, ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"""