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Joke of the Day

"What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account? He who smelt it, dealt it."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"

"Do you know what is heart warming? That even the most Orthodox Jew, and the cruelest of all the people of Al-Qaeda, will look for the same thing once they get down from a plane. A Synagogue."

"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"

"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."

"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."

"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"

"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."