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Joke of the Day

"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"

"What would a porno be like? Lots of clicking and snapping?"

"My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow."

"I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."

"Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ] Because you can't end on a prep position."

"I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer."

"The scientists have finally found out what a woman wants. But she has already changed her mind."

"What's the difference between autumn and fall? The twin towers didn't autumn"

"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."

"Tips African country M'lawi"