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Joke of the Day
"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"
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"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"
"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."
"How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem? She worked it out with a pencil."
"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."
"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."
"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."
"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
"Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks."
"The three biggest lies in Wyoming... ""I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."""